Episode A: Spirituality & Religion
The sexy word is 'belgard' and Stuart explores spirituality and religion and botches them both. In the news - how the human penis lost its spine and narcissistic lyrics are on the rise. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The Loopy Groupie
Episode B: A-Hole vs Person
The sexy word is 'apricate' and Stuart hangs out with Kermit The Frog. In the news - staring at breasts is good for you, and strippers at funerals. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The One Hit Wonder.
Episode C: Revempathy
The sexy word is 'orexigenic'. Stuart combines revenge and empathy. In the news - bass singers are swingers and pessimists live longer. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The Dumb Drummer.
Episode D: Hornier Than Thou
The sexy word is 'ochreate' and Stuart gets Hornier Than Thou. In the news - an Italian forest gets a Brazilian wax job, and aliens love Sammy Hagar. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; a Margarittavillain.
Episode E: Sexy Pee Story
The sexy word is 'osculate'. Stuart tells us how to potty train a rock star. In the news - live sex in a college class room and a dyslexic duet. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; the Lead Singer.
Episode F: Pre-Emptive Life Review
The sexy word is 'kef'. Stuart decides to get his after-death life review out of the way. In the news - it's date night at Kentucky's creation museum and Bob Dylan rocks China. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; the Roadie.
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