Season 1
Episode 1: Wisdom of The Body
Tonight: Stuart discovers his body is changing, and...
- Italians do it in the rectory
- A love song for Ann Coultier
- Can parasites make you sexy?
- Plus- will red wine save your life?
Episode 2: Groping For God
Tonight: Stu goes groping for God, and...
- A virgin auctions off her vagina
- Nepal's boy Buddha needs a Burger
- Who would Jesus do?
- Plus- exorcism with an iPhone?
Episode 3: Scarier Than Death
Tonight: Stuart has a near-death experience, and...
- Bhutan crowns a new King... Shhh, don't tell China!
- Jersey gets a golden shower
- Plus- hard alcohol meets enlightenment
Episode 4: Sex Seasons
Tonight, Stuart guides us through Sex Seasons, and...
- Does oral sex cause cancer?
- Metallica is proud to support torture
- Katherin Jenkins puts the 'rock' back in 'opera'
- Plus- Stuart challenges David Bowie to a gay-off
Episode 5: Femi-gnosis
Tonight: Stuart's childhood gender-bender, and...
- Will Buddhism get a Girly Lama?
- John McCain gives Jackson Brown a legal bitch slap
- Erotic housekeeping made easy
- Plus- the 2nd coming of your Sexy Messiah
Episode 6: I'm An Alien
Tonight: Stuart admits he's an alien, and...
- Gay penguins are turning to crime
- Your mouth can't get pregnant
- Snorah Jones puts kids in a coma
- Plus- 1-800-Stop-Him
Season 2
Episode A: Spirituality & Religion
The sexy word is 'belgard' and Stuart explores spirituality and religion and botches them both. In the news - how the human penis lost its spine and narcissistic lyrics are on the rise. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The Loopy Groupie
Episode B: A-Hole vs Person
The sexy word is 'apricate' and Stuart hangs out with Kermit The Frog. In the news - staring at breasts is good for you, and strippers at funerals. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The One Hit Wonder.
Episode C: Revempathy
The sexy word is 'orexigenic'. Stuart combines revenge and empathy. In the news - bass singers are swingers and pessimists live longer. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; The Dumb Drummer.
Episode D: Hornier Than Thou
The sexy word is 'ochreate' and Stuart gets Hornier Than Thou. In the news - an Italian forest gets a Brazilian wax job, and aliens love Sammy Hagar. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; a Margarittavillain.
Episode E: Sexy Pee Story
The sexy word is 'osculate'. Stuart tells us how to potty train a rock star. In the news - live sex in a college class room and a dyslexic duet. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; the Lead Singer.
Episode F: Pre-Emptive Life Review
The sexy word is 'kef'. Stuart decides to get his after-death life review out of the way. In the news - it's date night at Kentucky's creation museum and Bob Dylan rocks China. Candice shows us how to make a new Rocktail; the Roadie.